I have bendaroos stuck to my wall in the shape of a bow.
I have a toothbrush and scissors on my desk (??!!)
I have a dog curled up on my freshly washed laundry... he's very cute.
I hear mass giggling... only to find five little heads bent over 9 hermit crabs crawling with reckless abandon on my clean tablecloth
I catch my three year old leaping, legs and arms spread wide, off her dresser and onto her new toddler bed.
The cat licks it's butt on my kitchen counter.
There is playdoh in my hair.
There is A LOT of marker under my tablecloth... same marker is on the carpet, the laundry room door and my dryer
The appliances that wash things... are dirty.
There are worms in the dryer
There are princess stickers on my computer
There are bug stickers on some doors
There are bandaids in the bathtub
There are five pieces of gum spit out on the floor... (they are hot.... (well why then did you try five pieces??!!))
There are five children yelling into the fan. This is okay... until they start yelling butt and fart and horrify the mailman.
Said mailman makes fun of us.
The pizza guy knows my oldest's name.
He also knows my dog's name
So does the lady at McDonalds.
I have five hairbrushes but can only find my least favorite one at any given time.
Any food when eaten by a one year old is messy and can triple in size.
I have been known to wear pajama pants and sandals..... to the store
The word "itchy" means I don't like it and I am NOT going to wear it.
So does "ucky princess"
A child with her hair done and a pretty dress can get just as dirty as one wearing only socks and a diaper.
I sometimes do dishes at night because that is the only time nobody is unloading behind me and placing soup cans in the dish rack.
My little ponies melt in the dishwasher
The heated drying cycle of the dishwasher can start a fire... which leads to the "beep beeps" going off, much screaming and one or two kids in the front yard. Thus practicing our monthly test of fire safety.
Sometimes... there is a mess that you have NO idea how to clean!!
Spaghetti is on everything.
Also... for some reason... food tastes better if your hair gets a taste too!
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