Week-end

It is Sunday night and my spawn are coming up with every conceivable emergency to keep us up just a little longer. You win spawn…The sky is falling. However… I am going to bed. Have fun getting up at 5am.

Ape

Yeah, pretty much that’s how all my dates go.

Wild

This would be a typical Friday night at my house

Line em up

This picture of my child explains so many things.

Bonding over inappropriate tv.

Me: what do you like about this show?

Ruby: all the ugly things.